Infamy! Infamy! they’ve all got it Infamy!
It’s over Simon, it’s done, you are just embarrassing yourself now, seriously mate, just give it up. Your social media career is done and you are giving everyone secondhand emabrrassment now. Every single thing you do and say is to try and garner engagement, nothing you say or do is authentic and that is quite obvious.
You are not all about the green party just because you say your are. One of my best friends is a Green Parish Councillor. Our conversations are regularly about the environment and up to, and including, the extinction of mankind. The majority of my clothes are secondhand, those that aren’t are up to 34 years old. It is absolutely horrific the damage that fast fashion is doing to the environment. I have a group of wonderful green friends, who fight tooth and nail for this planet and the people on it, they never give up. They live what they say. They vote green and live green. The only reason i’m not vegan is because due to my history of eating disorders I cannot put too much thought into it. I rarely eat meat, but eat a lot of cheese. These people live what they believe, fully and knowing they are doing as much as they can for the planet and all those who live on it.

The only person looking silly here is you. Female green party member? It’s almost a given that the majority of her wardrobe is courtesy of various chazza shops. In fact i’d have serious issues with her if she was at Primarni buying fast fashion. It’s not shocking that you wouldn’t know that because you are fake, but any other person who is all about the greens would have guessed that. How the hell can you make eleventy billion posts on various social media platforms putting your considerable weight behind the green party without knowing anything about the basics? Easy, you are more full of crap than the toilets at the Glastonbury festival.
Simon, you disappoint me with the name guessing. It’s not even as if you think you are guessing, you, and your bestie Ian state it with utmost certainty. Both of you show what misogynists you are with that guess. I’m not shocked at the misogyny part but I am a bit miffed that neither of you bothered to do even the slightest amount of forensic investigating. I feel as if you don’t even love me and that hurts! My ego is bruised here. I have stated on so many occasions that while the blogs are all written by me and only me, the setting up and the hosting etc is not as I am technologically impaired. I’ve been listening to music on YouTube, the kids all use spotify, I pay for the premium thing for them and I have that with YouTube as well. “What’s that music thing that you all use that works in the car on the thing called?”. Those were my words only yesterday. I decided to start using Spotify and it is incredibly confusing to me and the kids keep having to help. As I said, i’m technologically impaired.
My first blog was a wordpress blog that was solely via the internet. Then the person you named suggested a website with a website address instead, which is why I then got one. She also did the hosting for the blog. I then put the website domain into my own name by her pushing it to me or whatever. This domain name I actually brought all by myself, and was very proud of myself for doing so. My hosting is now my own hosting, but after it was put on the hosting, it runs itself I think. I’m paying for it each month anyway.
My name isn’t that hard to find and i’ve surprised myself with how unhappy I am with the both of you for coming up with the wrong name. You saw a female name and you instatnly thought that she was the one writing this blog. I’m going to guess you got the name from the previous hosting company or something like that but it didn’t occur to either of you that she may be my technical support person. I’ve mentioned frequently in my other blog about my lack of technological knowhow but when you saw a womans name she was instantly me because god forbid one of those damn females can set up a blog and put it on the internet.
I see that Simon now has a speech impediment, a stammer apparently, i’ve never heard any signs of a stammer from Simon, which is weird. I gave up trying to talk for a year when I was about 5 years old. My speech was so bad that my family were the only ones who could understand me and they had to be patient with me. Adults are assholes, when you are a child with a speech impediment they either want to put words in your mouth because they can’t be bothered to be patient and wait for you to say what you’ve got to say, or they just ignore you. Hence why I gave up talking for a year, couldn’t see the point of talking if nobody was going to listen. My second born child had the exact same issues as I did, including the stammer. I clearly had extensive speech therapy, as did my child. Though to be fair they spend as much time teaching the parents how to deal with a child who needs you to be patient than they do with the child. We got filmed interacting with our child, which is standard for speech therapy. I already knew what to do given i’d had the same problems and it is basically you just let the child speak, no matter how long it takes.
Im not goingto write much more about Ian Robinson, he got a settlement from a workplace injury which was severe enough for him to need to stop work and receive the settlement but not severe enough that he could dispense with walking aids after a massage from some lady in Thailand. Now as someone who is disabled and who has had her fair share of physio, chiropractors, massages, various other things, walking aids etc, that must have been some massage. About 20 years ago I decided to get severe whiplash. My disability means i’m unsteady on my feet and stumbled in the hallway, broke my toe, and fell, hitting my head on the radiator as I did so. Of course the force on my neck as my head hit the radiator gave me severe whiplash and a head wound that meant we had to get new carpet. So it was a severe injury. Given I didn’t get it in a car accident I got plenty of help from the NHS. If you receive an injury in an accident for which you are trying to get compensation doctors can be unsympathatic because some disgusting so called human beings will really exageratte their symptoms to get a payout. This is absolutely disgraceful and people who do that are truly the scum of the earth. Anyway, back to the story, so I had a lot of input from the doctors and physio, and I took it upon myself to go to a chiropractor. My whiplash was apparently so severe that the physiotherapist could actually see it from how it had screwed up by neck. I had 2 years of physiotherapy, twice a week. It was for my legs and balance for the most part but they also worked on my neck and of course I had the at home exercises and saw amazing results, both in my legs and in my neck. I went to a a chiropractor for my neck about 5 years after I received the whiplash. He gave me a massage that left me a bit bruised but it improved the whiplash by a significant amount,and for the most part that still stands 15 years later.It’s muscular, so massage works. Ian’s injury was not just muscular, so i’m so very jealous because it’s a bloody miracle and i’d love that for myself.
Anyway, I talk to much, the reason i’m not going to be talking about Ian Robinson is because we know everything we need to know. He is a middle aged man, got a decent about of money in a settlement, went to Thailand, met a woman, and then sold up and went out there, married her, and bought her a business, He’s punching well above his weight, and that’s a lot of weight he’s carrying. It is what it is.
Now a word from our sponsors, well ok, not sponsors, but certainly the most impressive group of mostly women on the internet. This is a screenshot that one of the posters uncovered and recently posted.



There will have been more, but this appears to be his first public narcissistic collapse since he started blogging, it’s not a mental health crisis, the same as his January 2024 narcissistic collapse, that wasn’t a mental breakdown, it was a narcissistic collapse. It’s also slightly scary as you can tell how angry he is at the women who he blames for harming him. Actually that is terrifying, says the woman who is currently writing a blog post about him. I’m not smart, but I do have big breasts so it’s all good.

We can see that happening in both the screenshots above and in what we’ve seen since the January 2024 narcissistic collapse.

Well that certainly seems accurate for both the screenshots from 2019 and absolutely everything from January 2024 and beyond, and a reasonable person could be forgiven for thinking it was written specifically about him. It’s that accurate.

This is google AI, but it could well have been written by someone who has studied Simon’s actions. If you are reading this you don’t need it explaining as to what behaviours of Simon’s match into these points.

Yeah, we’ve all seen that movie back in early 2024.
Simon, people have written extensively on how someone like you will act in any given situation, you may think you are the best of the best, and your takes are always new and exciting, but you are predictable, and very boring. Your reactions to everything is just so boring. You are boring, your so called blogging is boring, your behaviour is boring. You are a not so interesting cure for insomnia, some pharmaceutical company should market you as such. The man with the most boring personality disorder in the world. Could be made into a film, that people could watch when they can’t sleep, 100% insomnia cure guaranteed. Hit me up, we could go into partnership here, i’ll film it, you can just talk, we would make a fortune as long as I don’t fall asleep while filming it.
Bonus points as you’d then actually have my name without putting any effort into it. I refuse to believe it is that hard to find out who I am. Especially as almost everyone I have mentioned in the other blog knows who I am and honestly, I don’t think they like me very much. What I do find interesting is that you tend to live by the motto “there is no such thing as bad publicity” why no shout out for my blogging? Interesting that. Why no screenshots from Tattle? Interesting that. For you it should be “There is no such thing as bad publicity unless it is the truth about me’.
It’s clear that your social media career is in the end times. Your Twitter following is mainly made up of followers you gained by posting on posts where everyone will follow everyone who follows them. Which is why your engagement is low and your Twitter career is a laughing stock. Your narcicissm won’t let you give up on that though, the same with the Facebook thing. Most people would cut their losess, realise that things are over and move on to something more lucrative. You however won’t, just like with the Essex is United page, you will never let that one slide because you believe that as you are admin that it was, and still is, the most brilliant page to have ever existed on the internets.
It basically sums up your whole social media career, you are absolutely certain that you are the best social media person in the history of social media and any disagreement with that is because people are jealous and trying to take you down. Everything always has to be everyone elses fault, even you losing your Twitter account was someone elses fault. You then managed to blame your return to Twitter on someone else, Dr Dave. Let’s talk about him for a bit. I am very pro vaccine. I don’t have any cousins due to vaccine preventable diseases. My mum caught Polio in childhood, she was a bit ill but passed it onto her brother who was a lot more ill, spent a lot of time in hospital, was paralysed down one side, and missed a large chunk of primary school. Missing a large chunk of primary school meant he caught mumps as a teenager instead of as a child and he was left sterile. So i’m not a supporter of Dr Dave at all. I don’t hate him, but then again neither do you. You just use him to get clicks. In my view he’s not well, and therefore vulnerable.
How comes he gets his posts screenshotted and posted on both your Twitter and Facebook? I just get blocked and never shared? Easy answer to that, you can manipulate Dr Dave into situations where you look like the victim and then you use that for engagement. That’s not nice, not nice at all. You say you went to the police about him. The first thing they would have said was to block him on all platforms and not engage. You went to the police because that would have been great content for you, especially at that time when you were being the worlds bestest pro vaccine type person. I guess you imagined yourself on all of the front pages if he’d gotten arrested for being a meanie to you. Now you have used him as an excuse to go back on Twitter where you have failed spectacularly to gain a following. Now he’s suspended on Twitter you are screenshotting his posts from Facebook and splashing them on Twitter. That right there is desperation in trying to get your previous Twitter following back, all them who would back you up on all the lefty stuff you’d say but actually not care about, and all the attacks against anti-vaxxers. It’s gone Simon, your Twitter following is as dead as Essex is United and your social media career.
I know you think you can bring it back again, I know you come up with plans and scenarios in your head where you are catapulted into social media stardom once again but it isn’t working is it Simon? Every single thing you come up with is failing. But it’s not you is it Simon? It’s them, it’s the haterz, it’s Tattle, it’s those on Twitter who reply to your tweets talking about the money you grifted. I imagine at times you’ve even blamed myself. Never your own self though, no, you are brilliant, a genius, a mind that people just don’t appreciate for the brilliance that comes from it. It’s definitely everyone else who is wrong, definitely trying to take you down. Tattle, and everyone else.
It’s been 2 and a half years since January 2024 when it all came crumbling down, what have you achieved since then in the social media world? Nothing. You still have your Man Behaving Dadly page, but numbers and engagement are dwindling. You’ve called in to a couple of radio shows and so desperate for the engagement you’ve filmed yourself listening to the broadcast. Seriously? I know it happened because I saw it but my brain struggles to actually process that someone would do it. I’m certain you have a reason that makes sense to you, it’s just that to everyone else it seems an insane thing to do.
Now it seems that since getting famous hasn’t worked you are now going for infamy, however you can’t even do that right. Trying to make out that everyone hates you, and acting like a bad boy. Which is rather laughable. Being caught grifting £350k from ECC is as much infamy as you will ever get and only a few people on Twitter actually engage with you on that. Give it a few years, maybe less, and nobody will even find the articles online. Essex County Council will cease to exist, you have a common first and last name, nothing will come up when people search for your name. To gain infamy you need to be remembered for someone whose actions were not great and who got a LOT of publicity for it. I guess it would be right in saying you had a level of infamy back in 2024 but your narcicissm couldn’t cope with being the bad guy so you didn’t even embrace it and try and use the infamy to your advantage. You can’t even do bad things well.
You did try and garner an image of someone who sticks it to the bad people, but because you were insincere that failed badly. You raised a lot of money for charity, but you did it for exposure, not because you wanted to help people, and you did it all from the computer and without putting any effort in. Those were your golden times and I am certain you miss them. Being paid all that money from EEC while also being kind of known on multiple social media platforms as someone who fights back against right wing people. You got a follow from me solely because I genuinely thought you were the same as me, very left wing and hating the right. I was genuinely gobsmacked when January 2024 happened and not only the EEC grifting going on, but also finding out that you owned and ran a far right website running ads so you’d make money from it. I’m not saying you should go to the extremes of murdering someone, as has happened in America with that health insurance guy being gunned down and the shooter being hailed as some kind of hero, but even something like attending a counter rally. You are all about the RNLI who i’m wondering if they have asked you not to fundraise for them any more, yet you didn’t go to a counter protest in Poole when some far right people were protesting. I actually do think you have been asked to stop fundraising for the RNLI because you haven’t mentioned them for ages.
Of course at this point if you haven’t been stopped by the RNLI from fundraising you will be thinking “i’ll show her, i’ll post the fundraiser on Twitter and Facebook”. You are so predictable. Of course now you are angry that I predicted your thought process so now you don’t know what to do. Do you act like you don’t care and not post anything, that’s if you are able to, or do you post the fundraiser? That will tie your brain up in knots for a while. A big thing here is that you are so predictable that it’s boring, very boring.
What you clearly want, and feel like you deserve, is fame and recognition on a national scale, for sad men to wet themselves at the thought of you retweeting them instead of you being the sad man wetting themselves at the tiniest hint of someone who is well known retweeting you.
Nobody is saying you shouldn’t be online, well some are to be fair, but you have every right to be doing the little things you are doing, and they really are little. You’ve got 310k followers on your Man Behaving Dadly account but it’s a miniscule amount of those are actually active followers. You only still have that following on Facebook as you were able to control the narrative regarding the 2024 incident on Facebook. Nobody can say a word against you on your Facebook posts as you then just block them, and none of your other followers can see what they wrote. So whatever you write about 2024 on Facebook stays the narrative as you delete and block anything that tells the truth.
On Twitter it’s totally different, even though you’ve blocked me I can still see your posts and I can still see all of the responses to your posts. Therefore if someone doesn’t know the truth about you, they can be told, and they are, frequently. You will never get the numbers up over on Twitter, never going to happen. I know you disagree with me here and you only need just one super mega viral tweet that is retweeted by King Charles (as he is now known), and you will be back in business. Read the room Simon, it’s 2 years later and a lot has changed, your name is dirt and you have the reputation of being an untrustworthy grifter.
Now onto Tattle. Simon, snark sites have been around since the dawn of the internet. I joined my first one back in 2002. There was a parenting messageboard, of course you would risk getting banned/suspended if you said what you really thought so someone set up a snark board. Of course I ended up being one of the admins of said snark board. Nobody cares, not even me, but I bet you are jealous that I managed to get to be an admin of a snark site because that’s just who you are Simon, managing facebook pages is your whole personality.. What the hell were we meant to do when women were posting shit like “I’m 36 weeks pregnant and i’m fed up, can I use a crotchet hook to break my own waters?”. We then couldn’t say what we wanted to say so a snark board was the answer.
Tattle is just your bog standard snark board. Mostly women will go there to vent their frustrations at the behaviour of various so called influencers, the things they wish they could say to the person but cannot because that peerson will delete their comment and then block them, or have already blocked them. It’s not a hate board, it’s not nasty, nobody wants anyone to harm themselves or anything like that. It’s just incredibly frustrating to see influencers doing dumb things and you can’t say anything to them, or you say something and then get blocked. It’s a place to vent frustrations, and given that i’m guessing a lot of women on there are mothers, the actions of influencers are rightly of great concern to them.
I”ve got an eating disorder, i’m in recovery and have been for 6 years now. I’m 5ft10in tall, i’ve got 36DD breasts, i’ve got an apple shaped body. In the nineties the influencers were stick thin, Kate Moss was who we should all aspire to look like. I wanted to look like Kate Moss and all of those kind of thin messages made me want to be like that, and also the clothes at the time were all about the skinny. I got plenty of attention from the opposite sex, but I wanted a tiny body because tiny bodies are better. No boobs are better that huge ones etc. When I was really skinny a few years ago I had to take one of my kids to adult a&e, the wait was about 12 hours. I got talking to one of the loveliest women i’ve ever met. She was up there because a trip to Turkey to get plastic surgery had some complications. The most lovely, genuine person you could ever meet. She said that I had the perfect figure while I was still underweight. She’d had the plastic surger, she had a lot of fillers, botox, and whatever else. She wanted to look like all the influencers look. That was a few years ago and i’m feeling angry again that an amazing woman has fallen into the trap of thinking influencers have better lives than they do and wanting to look like them.
It’s necessary, in fact i’d say it’s the 4th emergency service. Maybe I could have forgiven you for the ECC grifting, I was hardly a fan of them after all. That’s all you did wrong. Or at least that would have been my view of it if I hadn’t found Tattle. This still holds power to make me feel physically ill:

Something else that makes me physically ill is that I could have still been supporting you, I could have been giving you engagement on Facebook for your posts denigrating anyone who is on the right. Tattle saved me from doing that and i’d take a guess i’m not the only one. If Tattle was as you, and others say, a forum who is trying to harm people, it would have faced some kind of action. The police absolutely can find out who is behind a username. This was posted, or reposted, on Tattle today, not sure when it’s from:

As i’ve already said, the police can, and do find out who people hiding behind anonymous profiles are. They do it for all social media platforms and they would also do it for Tattle. However, they won’t take steps to find out who someone is unless there is a very good reason, like a credible threat or something illegal. I’ve never seen anything on Tattle that would cause the police to to find out who someone is. Of course you would be identified if you made a threat that was considered a matter of national security, that is a good reason to find out who someone is. Hurty feels is not a good enough reason for the police to go and set in motion all the things they have to do to make a company give them the details of the anonymous person. It’s the same if someone is making threats to harm themselves, the information can be gotten quite quickly. The reason they told you there was nothing they could do was because you were wasting their time with your rubbish and they wanted rid of you. I’m hardly whiter than white, the whole Gavin Jones losing his Twitter account, I wasn’t as innocent as I claimed to be but even something like that is not a police matter. This blog isn’t.
I also find it interesting that despite you saying you are concerned about possible harm happening to you because of Tattle, you don’t act like someone who feels threatened. I have felt threatened before due to things i’ve said about a professional. I never blogged about that particular situation because I was scared. I just let the proper authorities deal with it, which they did. It did get written about in some newspapers but while I absolutely did the right thing, there was no way I was going to do anything to inflame an already volatile situation.
We already know what happened to that lawsuit against tattle that you were yapping on about. The truth is that you are a bit pointless in this battle against Tattle, you haven’t got any leverage against Tattle, you haven’t got enough money to do anything, and you also have no clout. Nobody listens to you and the owners of Tattle won’t even know who you are, you are insignificant. You posting to both your followers that Tattle is a big meanie place with not a single bit of sarcasm is not going to scare the owners of Tattle. Yeah, they aren’t going to delete the site just because you have hurty feels. Give up on that, or don’t, I don’t care.
I have never seen one single threat against you on Tattle, not a single one. Are these threats in the room with you now Simon? You consider Tattle posting an AI generated photo of both yourself and Kirsty O’Callaghan as the stars of the salt path, which turned out to be a huge fraud. It’s satire Simone, satire, look that word up.
I did just want to highlight this though:

Your wife, your life partner, the person who loves you and who you love and you don’t tell her about an AI generated photo of you and Kirsty? Leaving it to the universe and your wife’s internet searching? That is not indicative of a healthy mariage Simon, that you can’t even confide in your spouse about something as small as that. You did put that it exists on Facebook though, so your wife will have seen it. Given your views on social media for children, at least your eldest is likely to have seen it, so you are lying about being worried about it. Always the victim aren’t you Simon. My ex husband knew all the shady stuff that i’d done before we met and he’d know when significant things happened during our marriage, that you say you haven’t told your wife what is said about you is a huge red flag.
You know those annoying Facebook posts where there is a paragraph and then it tells you to try and work out the persons name as if it is hidden in the paragraph somewhere? Yeah, i’ve done that in this blog, first and last name. Yes I do find myself amusing. You may already know my name, I don’t know, I don’t care, nobody does Simon, they really don’t. Both your followers won’t care, the police won’t care. The whole of Essex County Council knew my name, who cares? The only reason I am anonymous is to protect my kids, you should try doing that sometime Simon.
TLDR: Simon Harris is a misogynistic sad man with narcissistic personality disorder. This makes him predictable and boring. The only thing more boring that Simon Harris is writing a blog post about Simon Harris. This has taken me 3 days to write as I kept on getting bored. I’m too bored to go thoroughly check this post so likely a few mistakes in it. Boring.