So I have a Twitter account

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I use it for, and this will blow your mind, writing Tweets. It is used for giving Simon constructive criticism regarding his Tweets. It’s a public service, you’re welcome.

So I was minding my own business after a busy day of going through Jon Morter’s bins, and attempting to smell his hair. I managed to get some toenail clippings, a dirty napkin, and a copy of his to do list. It was very short, only five items on there.

  1. Build underground lair
  2. Enlist 10,000 minions
  3. Blow up the moon with a laser
  4. Set up eleventy billion social media accounts to cast shade on Simon Harris
  5. Rule the world

I eventually went home and added the new items to my Jon Morter shrine. After that was done I did some perusing of that popular and definitely not problematic social media site X (as it is now known). Lo and behold a fellow human had posted a response on one of my highly intelligent and thought provoking tweets. It was a video from popular video posting site YouTube.

It’s a song, and I really do believe that listening to the song will bring about world peace, it’s a work of art, it’s perfect in every single way. I’m going to link my Twitter, and would be grateful if someone could post the video on Tattle where i’m certain it will be appreciated

Here is my Twitter,

It is the best video in the whole entire world, your life will be enriched for watching it.